Method and system for anonymously testing for a human malady

1. In a confidential medical testing system, a method for routing and handling a plurality of in-coming telephone calls initiated by a plurality of anonymous callers, each of said anonymous callers having previously provided a specimen for evaluation to a medical testing laboratory prior to said in-coming calls, comprising the steps of: (A) receiving a telephone call initiated by an anonymous caller; (B) prompting said anonymous caller to transmit a personal identification code corresponding to a specimen previously provided to said medical testing laboratory by said anonymous caller prior to placing said telephone call; (C) receiving said personal identification code; (D) retrieving, in response to said personal identification code, test result information associated with said specimen previously provided to said medical testing laboratory by said anonymous caller; (E) selecting, in response to said test result information, a call handler from a plurality of call handlers for processing said telephone call; (F) routing said telephone call to said selected call handler; and (G) providing said test result information to said anonymous caller with said selected call handler.

2. The method of claim 1, wherein said specimen provided by said anonymous caller is subject to evaluation prior to receiving said telephone call in step (A) in order to determine whether said anonymous caller has a specific medical condition.

3. The method of claim 2, wherein said test result information retrieved in step (D) corresponds to a positive test result if said evaluation of said specimen indicates that said anonymous caller has said specific medical condition, and wherein said test result information retrieved in step (D) corresponds to a negative test result if said evaluation of said specimen indicates that said anonymous caller does not have said specific medical condition.

4. The method of claim 3, wherein said specific medical condition corresponds to the contraction by said anonymous caller of a virus.

5. The method of claim 4, wherein said specimen is a blood specimen and said virus is the HIV virus.

6. The method of claim 3, wherein said plurality of call handlers include at least one live call handler and at least one automated call handler.

7. The method of claim 6, wherein a live call handler is selected in step (E) only if said test result information corresponds to a positive test result.

8. The method of claim 7, wherein an automated call handler is selected in step (E) only if said test result information corresponds to a negative test result.

9. The method of claim 1, further comprising the step of verifying said personal identification code against a database of valid personal identification codes after receiving said personal identification code in step (C), and routing said telephone call to said selected call handler in step (F) only if said personal identification code represents a valid personal identification code.

10. In a confidential medical testing system an apparatus for routing and handling a plurality of incoming telephone calls initiated by a plurality of anonymous callers, each of said anonymous callers having previously provided a specimen for evaluation to a medical testing laboratory prior to said in-coming calls, comprising: (A) means for receiving a telephone call initiated by an anonymous caller; (B) means for prompting said anonymous caller to transmit a personal identification code corresponding to a specimen previously provided to said medical testing laboratory by said anonymous caller prior to placing said telephone call; (C) means for receiving said personal identification code; (D) means for retrieving, in response to said personal identification code, test result information associated with said specimen previously provided to said medical testing laboratory by said anonymous caller; (E) means for selecting, in response to said test result information, a call handler from a plurality of call handlers for processing said telephone call; (F) means for routing said telephone call to said selected call handler; and (G) means for providing said test result information to said anonymous caller with said selected call handler.

11. The apparatus of claim 10, wherein said test result information retrieved by said means for retrieving corresponds to a positive test result if an evaluation of said specimen indicates that said anonymous caller has a specific medical condition, and wherein said test result information retrieved by said means for retrieving corresponds to a negative test result if said evaluation of said specimen indicates that said anonymous caller does not have said specific medical condition.

12. The apparatus of claim 11, wherein said specific medical condition corresponds to the contraction by said anonymous caller of a virus.

13. The apparatus of claim 12, wherein said specimen is a blood specimen and said virus is the HIV virus.

14. The apparatus of claim 11, wherein said plurality of call handlers include at least one live call handler and at least one automated call handler.

15. The apparatus of claim 14, wherein a live call handler is selected by said means for selecting only if said test result information corresponds to a positive test result.

16. The apparatus of claim 15, wherein an automated call handler is selected by said means for selecting if said test result information corresponds to a negative test result.

17. The apparatus of claim 10, further comprising means for verifying said personal identification code against a database of valid personal identification codes after said means for receiving said personal identification code has received said personal identification code, wherein said means for routing is responsive to means for verifying and routes said telephone call to said selected call only if said personal identification code represents a valid personal identification code.